the signs as fashion houses

don't take it too seriously

Pop-astrology has always been fun, so, this is for fun. Don’t take any of it too seriously! I wrote these a little mean. For whatever reason I feel like your moon sign is more likely to resonate. I picked the big classic houses for this round but maybe in the future I’ll do it with up and coming designers. Let me know what you think.

Aries - Mugler

Courageous. Spontaneous. Dramatic proportions cut a dramatic figure. Your temper is hot. And you’re hot, period.

Taurus - Issey Miyake

My favorite, dependable homebody. Nobody said you were a slob, though. I know you love luxurious things. So for you, Issey: dependably beautiful, dependably comfortable.

Gemini - Prada

Like Prada, you’re quirky and girlish as much as you’re elegant and worldly. Likable, charming, and quick-witted. Not two-faced but containing multitudes.

Cancer - Ann Demeulemeester

Don’t confuse sensitive with shy. Inward. You’re about poetic balance and emotional pools. It’s too bad people want to make a mother out of you, because really, your tendency to nurture is most useful in the arts.

Leo - Versace

Bold and energetic. Like a tangle of gilded snakes on a marble floor. You don’t need espresso to wake up, but you’ll take a double shot anyways. It’s okay to be extra. The more complicated the patterns on your silk shirt, the better.

Virgo - Chanel

Your intentions are good. You just can’t help that you’re a perfectionist. Modest, productive and purposeful… that’s why you’re an icon.

Libra - Dior

This word is thrown around, but you really are timeless. Classic beauty. A socialite. The muse. Don’t let indecision get the best of you.

Scorpio - Fendi

For light to exist, there must be darkness. Complicated and passionate. You don’t need me to tell you you’re sexy, or evil.

Sagittarius - Moschino

What they don’t understand is that you’re just trying to have fun. You’ll wear what you wore to the party to get groceries. Spirited. Larger than life.

Capricorn - Jil Sander

No excess. Essentials. Perfection and iteration. Corporate but make it fashion. Minimalism with a sharp knife, which is kinda horny if you think about it.

Aquarius - Comme des Garçons

Cerebral weirdo. A little alien, a little lofty. Ideas that amuse at first and then permeate. You’re lasting in that way.

Pisces - Celine

Specifically the Phoebe Philo era with all those fluid forms, bias cuts — not to mention, big sunglasses for you to weep behind. Ease is the word that comes to mind, with room for romance and fantasy.